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Freak-Shoe Friday: If We Were Born with Stilettos…

…maybe our feet would look something like this.

I was planning on giving a good verbal lashing at an extremely rare Brian Atwood catastrophe, but when I received the above shoe/foot picture last night, I felt the moral need as a shoe blogger to share it with you. Weird, creepy & of course freaky, can you actually imagine what it would be like if we were, in fact, born with 5″ stiletto-shaped feet? I wonder how our shoes would be made & formed. Would our high-heels have to simply be hollow…?

Hmmm…another shoes for thought moment!

Nice work on the Photoshopping, too. Seems I've got to step up my own Adobe skills a couple notches!

Photo Credit: The Chive
xo ShoeTease

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Cristina Ehm

Wednesday 13th of December 2023

My thoughts exactly!!


Tuesday 15th of November 2011


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Maya Hirschman

Friday 28th of October 2011

That... that is pretty gross.


Friday 28th of October 2011

Can't argue with you there!

Friday 28th of October 2011

Oh no, horrible! So ugly... I don't want my feet to look like this - ever! :(


Friday 28th of October 2011

Me neither! These would definitely not be 'happy feet'.