This post was most recently updated on February 3rd, 2020

Now get yer minds out of the gutter, people! These are sandcastle shoes, not penis branch shoes. Geez. Not that this makes ’em any less weird, mind you (although if phallus footwear is what your after, you might want to skip to this post).

Igor Dewe, French designer & performer (with a degree in fashion design & pattern drafting, no less) surely has a knack for originality. I’d have never come up with sandcastle tower erection heels all by my lonesome. Well, not sober, anyhow.

Maybe it’s just me, but these kinda look like a perverted version of Alexander McQueen’s Armadillo platforms. With hairy legs.

That is all.

xo ShoeTease

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