Eject 14078 Boot @ Amazon.com surprisingly on
clearance sale for $331.37 USD
Oh, you’re not so pretty are you, bizarre little clunky funky boot? With your oddly shaped mustard-slapped heel, along with your purple “harness” lace cover, what are you trying to hide? You may possibly be a spawn of a 90s Fluevog, yet shunned by the shoe family due to your lack of the brand’s usual charm!
Find the 14078 Eject reject boot on clearance at Amazon.com. You know, just in case you’re in dire need to take pity on an ugly (& a rather expensive one at that!).
That is all.