Best Shoe Puns & Shoe Jokes for Shoes Lovers

Are you looking for that perfect shoe pun, shoe joke or one-liner that can give a chuckle- or at the very least, a smirk?

From funny shoe jokes, to question and answer shoe jokes, shoe riddles, silly shoe puns to eye-roll inducing dad jokes about shoes, I’ve got them all!

What shoes does a British apartment wear? Flats!


What kind of jokes do shoelaces tell? Knot knot jokes!


What type of shoes does Voldemort wear? Horcrocs!


What kind of shoes do mice wear? Sneakers!


Why do women wear high heels? It keeps them on their toes.


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