Best Shoe Puns & Shoe Jokes for Shoes Lovers

Calling all joke and shoe lovers to shoe-tease.com! Are you looking for that perfect shoe pun, shoe joke or one-liner that can give a chuckle- or at the very least, a smirk?

If so, you can grab one of these favorite puns for shoes, which include jokes about boots, boot puns, sneaker puns and various other footwear-type jokes, like heels!

From funny shoe jokes, to question and answer shoe jokes, shoe riddles, silly shoe puns to eye-roll inducing dad jokes about shoes, I’ve got them all!

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What sort of shoes do artists wear? Sketchers!

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What does a trainer say when it sneezes? A shoe!

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Which letter has its own brand of shoes? A D does!

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What do you call a stoned wrestler? A high Heel.

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I saw a man holding a boot to each ear. He was listening to sole music.

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