This post was most recently updated on January 24th, 2015
THE TOP 5
A recent discovery. Kirkwood puts D&G to shame with his lacy, avant-guard sculpture.
This Burberry bootie brings it all together: Sex, Strength, Design & Shearling.
Love at first sight. In my favourite non-colour. Creative & just plain cool. And I don’t even believe in peep-toe boots!
The supreme bootie. I must have it! Epitome of biker-chic & hard-core glamour. On a stiletto.
Fierce & feisty. A strappy sandal made love to the perfect bootie. Gaga for Alejandro!
THE HEINOUS 5
Givenchy, what went wrong? Looks like a burlesque can-can stripper on acid lost her boot.
Oh, Mr. Wang. How could you? It’s neither sexy, nor classy…not even great design. Just a great waste of your talent *sigh*
Elf, meet Pony. Pony, meet your Nordic cousin, Heidi.
Dear Sam: Clogs are revolting. But this “creation” made me lose my lunch. Sheer monstrosity.
Footwear-meets-sheep. Or Chia pet. Or maybe it’s meant to be a hairy cartoon!…
Conclusion? Be excited or be VERY afraid….