I honestly have no words – or rather, not many. Am I too small-minded to understand the purpose of this boot? Why is it glittery and purple? Why does it exist other than to offend? I attempt to dissuade myself from heavily weeping with the thought that these aren’t intended to be worn by anyone over the age of 10. But at a closer glance, UGG Australia categorizes these Classic Short Sparkles Boots as “Women’s”. Sigh 🙁
In case you’re an ex-mermaid (à la Splash) who’s interested, sadly for you, these gems are currently unavailable for purchase at the Canadian online UGG store. But the rest of the Canadian population can remain utterly thankful.
That is all.